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| 1 | A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave. | |||
| 2 | A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl. |
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| 3 | PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework." |
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| 4 | Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? |
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| 5 | A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday." |
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