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| 1 | Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai? Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua? Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai.. |
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| 2 | News Reporter:
Khaan Saab Ye Btaye'n k Platform Pr Khady Sary Pathan Kaise Marey ? Pathan : 1 Elaan Hua k Train Platform Pr Aa Rha Hy Sab Ne Patri Pe Chalang Laga Di Reporter: Phr Aap Kese Bach Gaye ? Pathan: Main Khudkhushi K Liye Patri Pe Laita Hua Tha Elaan Suna Tou Platform Pe Ja Ker Lait Gaya |
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| 3 | Teacher: what a bad essay u have written...i need to talk to your father Student: lekin yeh Essay to unhon ne hi likha hai |
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| 4 | a man to shopkeeper : ek toothbrush dedo, mere toothbrush ka ek baal toot gya hai. shopkeeper: sir! ek hi to toota hai, new ki kya zaroorat man: jo toota hai woh aakhri tha. |
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| 5 | A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5! | |||
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