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| 1 | Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupiya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon rupaye phase huye hain. |
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| 2 | A man saw a snake on the bed of his mother-in-law (Saas). He asked snake:Please Meri Saas ko Das lo. Snake replied: Abey kia loon? Main issi se tau apna zeher "Easyload" karwata hoon! |
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| 3 | Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours. Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better, She does not even need a subject to talk about. |
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| 4 | Aik memon ko jinn charh gaya .. 3 days baad jinn khud aik aalim k paas gaya aur bola "Aalim sahab! Mujhay bahar nikalo .. main tou bhooka hee mar jaon ga" | |||
| 5 | The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education |
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