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| 1 | Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. What about you? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! What about you? |
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| 2 | A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing ?� Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.� “How?� asks the man, puzzled. Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are outstanding in their field. |
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| 3 | Two factory workers are talking.Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off. Man: And how would you do that? Woman: “Just wait and see.� She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: What are you doing? Woman: I’m a light bulb. Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going? The man says: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark. |
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| 4 | Sardar driving a jeep in jungle, Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..? Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left. |
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| 5 | What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! |
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