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| 1 | Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO! | |||
| 2 | Difference between pleasure and tortureWhat is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much | |||
| 3 | Santa: I am going ka matlab batao. Banta: Main ja raha hoon. Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata |
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| 4 | Ek aurat apne beta ko doctor ke pass le jaati hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya. Doctor: I don’t know urdu. Tell me in english Aurat: My londa gironda from hero honda. |
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| 5 | Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira. Thodi der bad Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai. |
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