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1 TID: 0608215250114644.
You have recharged Rs.250.
The deduction of VAT 25%
...Zardari tax 15%
Benazir Income Support 10%
Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%
Government supported Fund 13%
Neew balance:
Rs. 0.00
Expiry Date:
09/11/2010 =S =D

2 Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

3 Shakespeare Said:
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage."



Samajh Aya Kuch? .
.
Nahi Na
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..

4 Jis ko chaha Faraz nay wo kisi aur ki hogai..
lo bataoo yaaro!
Faraz k saath bhi topi hogai...

5 After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
"If you hug me once more like that, I will be yours forever"
Boy: Thanks for the warning!!!






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