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1 Eyes Doctor 2 Patient:
Your Eyesight is Surely Weak.
Patient:
How Do You Know..??
Doctor:
Because You Came from The Window Instead of Door.

2 Real Happiness Is When

You Marry A Girl
And
...
Find Out Later
She Has
"A Lot Of Money

3 A Terror For The Day:

When I Was Studying In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. . .

You Know Why?

Because,

I Was A

BRIGHT STUDENT.

4 I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...






Because,






I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)



Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

5 A Boy Took A Book
From His Shelf To
Study... All The Other
Books Fell On Him &
He Died ...
...
Moral :
Jis Ne Kitaab Ko Uthaya,
Samjho Kitaab Ne Us Ko
Uthaya ...
So Be Safe ... =P ;->






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